Backstage requests by famous musicians

Lady Gaga

Small plate of assorted cheese (nonsmelly, nonsweaty), on ice.

Axl Rose
Dom Perignon and Fresh Wonder Bread

Van Halen
Herring in sour cream, large tube of KY jelly, M&M's (Warning: absolutely no brown ones).


Beyoncé
Juicy baked chicken, heavily seasoned: garlic, sea salt, black pepper, and cayenne pepper. Beyoncé can only have Pepsi products.

Billy Idol
Pepperidge Farm Soft Baked Nantucket Chocolate Chip Cookies and 1 tub 'I can’t believe it’s not Butter!'


Prince
Coffee and tea setup, including honey, lemon, sugar, cream, fresh ginger root. Physician will be used to administer a B-12 injection.

Busta Rhymes
Guinness, Rough Rider Condoms, and a 24 piece order of Fried Chicken

Foo Fighters
Big-ass kielbasas that make men feel self-conscious.

Mariah Carey
Cristal Champagne and bendy straws.


Britney Spears
Fish and chips, McDonald’s cheeseburgers without the buns, 100 prunes and figs, a framed photo of Princess Diana.


Marilyn Manson
Gummi bears.


New Kids On The Block
Häagen-Dazs ice cream and Oreo cookies.


Nine Inch Nails
Two boxes of corn starch.


Rihanna
Hard-boiled eggs, turkey bacon, and turkey sausage.


Frank Sinatra
One bottle each: Absolute, Jack Daniel’s, Chivas Regal, Courvoisier, Beefeater Gin, white wine, red wine. Twenty-four chilled jumbo shrimp, Life Savers, cough drops.